We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: Home Depot Edition [x]
… but you’ve been really cold to me recently. It’s funny because just a few weeks ago, when I couldn’t have you, you were subtly holding my hand, and so friendly whenever I saw you, and once you kissed me on the cheek…
I could have had you and I can’t say I wish I’d gone for you then because that would have been one gigantic mess, but now that I can have you, what changed?
I heard you might have a girl now. I guess that would make a lot of sense.
I just sucks because I can’t get you out of my head. Not even a little. You’ve been in my head for quite some time now and I..
I know that you know it.
Do you remember long conversations in your room at 5am? The kind I didn’t want to come home from.
I though we’d at least be friends.
kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea
Perks of Dating Me:
- I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
- I’m too ugly to cheat on you
- Sometimes i’m funny
- I live near a pizza restaurant
I no longer know if I wish to drown myself in love, vodka or the sea.
I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.
when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce